MOSSEY MEADOWS ™
ROSEMARY GERANIUM

THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE IS HIDDEN WITHIN THE EARTH.
MADE OF SALT, SULFUR, & MERCURY, TURNING BASE METALS INTO GOLD,
THY STONE BECOMETH OUR GREATEST QUEST TO DISCOVER AS ALCHEMISTS.
WELL, THIS “PHILOSOPHER’S STONE” HANDCRAFTED SOAP BE MADE
NOT WITH SULFUR OR MERCURY BUT 'TIS WITH SALT & LOTS OF IT,
THIS MILDLY CITRUS SCENTED BAR WITH COARSE SEA SALT WILL GENTLY EXFOLIATE
THY SKIN LEAVING BEHIND A RADIANT GLOW REMINISCENT OF GOLD.

AS THESE GENTLE KNAVES & LADIES OF SCIENCE ROAMETH THE COUNTRYSIDE, SEARCHING FOR
THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE, THEIR NEED FOR AN ALL OVER BATHE SOAPE 'TWAS BESEECHED
& THY SHAMPOO BAR WAS CREATED. NAY, NOT ONLY FOR ITS CONVENIENCE, BUT FOR THE
MOISTURIZING QUALITIES THY BLEND OF LAVENDER & EUCALYPTUS PRESENTETH.
FORSOOTH, THINE ALCHEMIST TREE SOAPSMITHS SHAMPOO BAR CREATES A
CREAMESQUE LATHER PERFECT FOR SHAVING TOO!

THE ALCHEMIST TREE SOAPSMITHS SEARCHED THE WORLD OVER SELECTING THY FINEST
INGREDIENTS TO BREWETH THEIR ALCHEMIST HAIR ELIXIRS. FORMULATED FOR INDIVIDUAL
HAIR TYPES AND COLORS, THESE INFUSIONS OF APPLE CIDER VINIGAR & BOTANICALS WILL GENTLY
CLEAN AWAY THE DRUDGERY OF PEASANT LIFE & LEAVE THY HAIR NOBLY SHINY.

THY WONDEROUS ELIXIR OF LIFE BE THESE AQUA VITAE FLORAL WATER SPRAYS.
THE ALCHEMISTS HAVE GENTLY STEAMED AND BLENDED THY FYNEST BOTANICALS TO
CREATE THESE HYDRATING SPRAYS FOR FACE & BODY.
STORE IN COOL DRY PLACE AND REMEMBER TO SHAKE WELL
BEFORE USING TO UNSURE THY FRESHEST BLENDING.

S’WOUNDS! A GENIE IN A BOTTLE THESE CREAMS BE! WITH A SMOOTH BLENDING OF
NOURISHING OYLES, SOFT POWDER OF TAPIOCA & RICH TEXTUREOUS SCENTS THESE
LOTIONS BE A DIRECT DESCENDANT FROM THY HEAVENS BESTOWING GRACE ON THY SKIN
PARALLEL TO NOTHING ELSE ON THIS EARTH. STORE IN COOL DRY PLACE
FOR THESE SPLENDIFEROUS LOTIONS NAY HAVE NO PRESERVATIVES.

AH, THESE BATHE & MASSAGE BE WONDEROUS FOR ACCOMPANING OUR HAND CRAFTED
SOAPS OF THE SAME RECIPES. A TREASURE OF NOURISHING OYLES FROM AROUNG THE WORLD,
WITH APRICOT KERNEL, SESAME, SUNFLOWER, AND SWEET ALMOND OIL, THESE VEGETABLE OIL
BLENDS MAY BE ADD DIRECTLY TO THY SKIN DURING A SOOTHING MASSAGE,
OR DELUDED & INFUSED WITH THE BATHING BARREL.

AFTER A LONG DAY OF PLANTING OR HARVESTING OUR REFRESHING BLEND OF OYLES
LAVENDER, EUCALYPTUS, TEA TREE & ENRICHING OYLES FROM EXOTIC LANDS FAR
AWAY, THY MIRACLE SALVE WILL FORSOOTH RESCUE YE DRY OVERWORKED HANDS
DELIVERING THEM TO A PETAL LIKE SOFTNESS REMINISCENT OF THE REBIRTH OF SPRING.

T’WOULD BE KNOWN BY SOME LOATHSOME FELLOWS A CONCOCTION OF OYLES OF CLOVE,
ROSEMARY, & LEMON BE USED BY TRESPASSERS OF GRAVES IN SEARCH OF CUTTING LOOSE
PURSE STRINGS OF THY DEAD.THY ALCHEMIST TREE SOAPSMITHS ANTIBACTERIAL BALM T’WAS
BLENDED TO PROTECTETH THY FEET FROM THE LOATHSOME BUGGARY OF BACTERIA
WITHOUT COSTING YE THY PURSE.

AS THY WINDS SWEEP THROUGH OUR SHIRE AT THE RENAISSANCE PLEASURE FAIRE,
YE BEST FRIENDBECOMES YE LIP BALM. ENRICHED WITH MOISTURIZING OYLES & NESTLED
IN THY LITTLE SILVER POT,OUR BALMS HELP HEAL PARCHED KISSING BERRIES OVER HILL OR DALE.

THY ROYALLY FINE VEGETABLE POWDERS BE BLENDED WITH REFRESHING BAKING
SODA AND MILDLY SCENTED TO ACCOMPANY THE ALCHEMIST TREE HAND CRAFTED SOAPS.
EACH RECIPE LEAVES THY SKIN DRY, SOFT AND DELICATELY PERFUMED. MOST EXCELLENT
DURING THY HOT DAYS TO HELP KEEP YE COOL. PRESENTED WITH POWDER PUFF.

THY BARREL BOMB FOR YE SPECIAL BATHING DAY HATH BEEN BLENDED WITHIN THESE
MAGICAL MOUNDS. TO FLAVOUR AND CONDITION THY MIRKY WATERS AND RELEASE
THE SOOTHING PROPERTIES OF OUR RIGHT ROYAL BOTANICALS & BLOSSOMS O’ER THE
PASTURES, PLACE IN BATHING BARREL WATER AND WATCH THE BATH ALCHEMY BEGIN.

FOR LUCK & PROSPERITY EACH SEASON THROUGHOUT THY YEAR WE OFFER THIS LUCKY
SALT TO YE. SWIRL IN THESE NATURAL SEA SALTS FROM THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE
EARTH WITH DRIED BOTANICALS & FLAVOUR OYLES, TO BRING ANEW YE SKIN AS IT
SOAKS WITH THE INFUSED SOFT BATHING WATERS.

EACH SATCHEL INCLUDES SOAP, POWDER FINISH LOTION, BATHING MASSAGE OIL, SEA SALT,
MILK POWDER WITH PUFF, SOAPSAVER, AND SCULLERY SCRUB. PRESENTED IN LINEN SATCHEL
WITH CUSTOM TIE AND GIFT TAG, EACH COLLECTION MAKES A WONDERFUL GIFT.